- Girl walks by guy and he gets hard
- Girl: Boys are so weak, just walking by gets your dicks hard
- Guy: Bitch I was thinking about Metal Gear Solid V so unless you can provide me with Tactical Espionage Action in 1080p at 60fps get that bullshit away from me
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
i’m sorry i’m not sorry
the theme from TGS 2014, recreated to a tee by GuardianSoul
"Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"